Joys.

Life is pretty incomplete without a cat!
Lollipop left her pawprints on my heart already <3

Dreamer.

My Mom sent me a email few days ago, with a scene between God and one of his Angels about the creation of the woman.
It's a long email, I'm lazy and I have no will to translate it, but the point was that God kept a week to create the woman after the man, cos he wanted her to be perfect.
Perfect means: a creature that loves truly, cares of others, renounces of her dreams to make someone else happy, and so go on.
Well, thank you God for your job, indeed.
Now, do you want to explain me why we, women, act with heart while you created our half that thinks with their balls only?
No wonder if I'm not religious and, above of all, I hate men.

Children.

There must be a kind of virus that fucks parent's minds when they get a child.
Looking at some FB's profiles, I noticed that some of my friends have always the image of their kids as profile picture instead of their own.
I can understand that you're a proud parent, that you believe your child is the most wonderful on the earth' surface, but don't you reckon you could look like a lil retard to whom you have on your friendlist? Don't you think we rather like to see YOUR face, instead?
I asked my boyfriend, in the very far eventuality I get pregnant, if I lose my mind and I decide to do the same, to (please) save my dignity and kill me before I do that...

FFS!

One.

One year ago I introduced you as "My Secret Love" to the rest of the "Family".
I wasn't that wrong, was I? ;)
Happy 1st Anniversary to Us.